My emotions, feelings, personality, life is everywhere. This is the randomness that is me. :) Feel free to ask me your questions or share your thoughts <3

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? it levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: zipitupandzipitout, via double-edge-desires)

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"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.


"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

(Source: unhazed, via daisiesndreads)

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coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

(via hate)

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via distraction)

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condorn:

2young2care-yolo:

condorn:

how do u mute ur parents

actually doing what they tell you to do

thank u 2young2care-yolo

(Source: condom, via hate)

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5 hours ago

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via hate)

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6 hours ago

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via distraction)

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

image

(via whothefuckisthatwetback)

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6 hours ago

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via katetheprincess)

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6 hours ago

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via katetheprincess)

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6 hours ago
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via vodkakilledtheteens)

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7 hours ago
a-crosstown:

Cory &amp; Topanga = Relationship Goals

a-crosstown:

Cory & Topanga = Relationship Goals

(Source: a-crosstown, via bilbobagginhoes)

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7 hours ago

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via hate)

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