Guys have needs that are based off of their egos. Girls have needs that are...– Some girl on that show “Girl Code” (via keyairuhhh)
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
chipmunkfanatic: gayoak: (whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee) I call for a show of hands. Reblog if you’ve ever gotten emotional support from a fictional character. Cause I know I have.